My husband said that the way I eat pizza is criminal. I don’t always eat it this way, but I do often “just leave the husks”. Anyone else?
by RainDr0ps0nR0ses
44 Comments
Big_Degree7582
It is, ignoring the crust is fine but this is like licking the bread of a PBJ and leaving the moist slices uneaten.
Splitsurround
No one’s throwing you in jail but it’s the crime-iest pizza crime I may have ever seen. It’s an affront to society!
Roglef
Ah. Papa bowls were your idea, weren’t they?
Drape_Diem
No-Championship-5726
You’re a sociopath and need help
Kaiden92
You have no idea how irrationally angry this made me.
LibertyInaFeatherBed
Just admit your last reincarnation was back when they used trencher bread.
Dicky_Penisburg
If this is how you eat pizza then you don’t like pizza.
EWRboogie
Just put some cheese and pepperoni under the broiler and stop wasting food.
mazjay2018
This isnt a pizza crime, its a food crime. Straight to the gallows with you.
Sprizys
Yes you are a pizza criminal
Yeyo117
Are you allergic to gluten?
MagneticWarp
This is grounds for divorce.
VaWeedFarmer
Is that toast?
Dogekaliber
Let me explain it to you this way.. in late high school my friends and I were hanging out at his house and we ordered and paid for 2 large pizzas to be delivered. We were in the basement so we didn’t hear the door- but his little brother answered and took the pizzas- didn’t tip the driver.
Then he ate all the cheese/toppings and red sauce off the pizzas leaving us with this abomination.
He is no longer invited to any parties.
Latter-Positive7283
OP is a deranged child. This is terrible.
orc_fellator
well that’s a new one
nub_node
You will be held for questioning and given a fair trial.
Accept the first plea deal that gets offered, because it’s just gonna get worse.
vacuumCleaner555
Hands behind your back.
SoylentGreen-YumYum
I worked with someone about ten years ago that did the exact opposite.
She tore off the cheese and topping. Then she took a napkin and dabbed off the sauce. Then she tore the dough/crust into little pieces and ate it.
I was pretty disgusted sitting through that lunch meeting.
FrankBakerstone
You’re not eating pizza. You are eating toppings. As a cook and Baker it’s offensive to see this. We also understand that you guys exist and allow for individuality. But for you tell me that you’re eating pizza is not correct so it’s obviously a crime.
This is why mainstream places have offered “Pizza” bowls because they know there’s people out there that don’t eat the crust.
I mean we invest months into a sourdough starter and days preparing the dough and then we know that our efforts are completely in vain because you’re not going to eat what we’ve offered you but still we offer it with love even though it’s painful to see.
zzunino
Don’t worry they have pizza bowls now
cameron3611
whirling_cynic
Not a crime, but it is ragebait.
SignalCommittee4456
Right to jail
edillcolon
The cops are on their way.
moimoisauna
I used to eat pizza similarly to this. Pick off the toppings, then the crust, and leave the husk.
You deserve a lifetime in prison
MarbleMemes
You’re one of those psychos who eats the toppings off the crust like a child. The Crust is like half the point of a pizza. How fucking dare you, the disrespect.
CoxHazardsModel
That pizza is a crime, crumbly ass dough like it’s a biscuit or something.
SubHuman559
Nope …. I sometimes scrap the toppings off of two slices and stack them on one.
eaglescout225
I just got out of prison for this, and it helped me change my ways.
thepluggedhole
You need therapy. This is an obvious illustration of severe childhood trauma.
This is fucked up.
kweenbambee
Is that upside-fucking-down, or did you just shave the bloody thing?! One is a jailable offence, the other lands you in hell.
Project_MG_2009
I also eat pizza with a fork, dont want to get my hands dirty
VinRow
I eat two slices normally and then proceed to skin the remainder of my pizza. Hello fellow pizza skinner!
BeeSex
I don’t think you like pizza
Zidy13
This is how my wife eats pie. She just eats the filling. Hopefully you have a dog that will enjoy the extra crusts.
UnjustRabbit
Yeah that’s not cool bud.
I wouldn’t want to sit with you 😂
TiggyHoods
MidasTouchedM3
You disgrace the name of Pizza with your disrespect and disregard for the dough
letstalkaboutyrhair
your husband deserves better
Gypsopotamus
Unfitbrit1
I don’t think you like pizza. I think k what you like is cheese and marinara.
R-Guile
Absolutely a crime, though it looks like the crust is really shitty so there may be mitigating circumstances.
If I’d made a crust by hand that requires three days of cold fermentation I’d never give you pizza again.
Tbh, it seems like you probably just don’t like pizza.
44 Comments
It is, ignoring the crust is fine but this is like licking the bread of a PBJ and leaving the moist slices uneaten.
No one’s throwing you in jail but it’s the crime-iest pizza crime I may have ever seen. It’s an affront to society!
Ah. Papa bowls were your idea, weren’t they?
You’re a sociopath and need help
You have no idea how irrationally angry this made me.
Just admit your last reincarnation was back when they used trencher bread.
If this is how you eat pizza then you don’t like pizza.
Just put some cheese and pepperoni under the broiler and stop wasting food.
This isnt a pizza crime, its a food crime. Straight to the gallows with you.
Yes you are a pizza criminal
Are you allergic to gluten?
This is grounds for divorce.
Is that toast?
Let me explain it to you this way..
in late high school my friends and I were hanging out at his house and we ordered and paid for 2 large pizzas to be delivered. We were in the basement so we didn’t hear the door- but his little brother answered and took the pizzas- didn’t tip the driver.
Then he ate all the cheese/toppings and red sauce off the pizzas leaving us with this abomination.
He is no longer invited to any parties.
OP is a deranged child. This is terrible.
well that’s a new one
You will be held for questioning and given a fair trial.
Accept the first plea deal that gets offered, because it’s just gonna get worse.
Hands behind your back.
I worked with someone about ten years ago that did the exact opposite.
She tore off the cheese and topping. Then she took a napkin and dabbed off the sauce. Then she tore the dough/crust into little pieces and ate it.
I was pretty disgusted sitting through that lunch meeting.
You’re not eating pizza. You are eating toppings. As a cook and Baker it’s offensive to see this. We also understand that you guys exist and allow for individuality. But for you tell me that you’re eating pizza is not correct so it’s obviously a crime.
This is why mainstream places have offered “Pizza” bowls because they know there’s people out there that don’t eat the crust.
I mean we invest months into a sourdough starter and days preparing the dough and then we know that our efforts are completely in vain because you’re not going to eat what we’ve offered you but still we offer it with love even though it’s painful to see.
Don’t worry they have pizza bowls now
Not a crime, but it is ragebait.
Right to jail
The cops are on their way.
I used to eat pizza similarly to this. Pick off the toppings, then the crust, and leave the husk.
You deserve a lifetime in prison
You’re one of those psychos who eats the toppings off the crust like a child. The Crust is like half the point of a pizza. How fucking dare you, the disrespect.
That pizza is a crime, crumbly ass dough like it’s a biscuit or something.
Nope …. I sometimes scrap the toppings off of two slices and stack them on one.
I just got out of prison for this, and it helped me change my ways.
You need therapy. This is an obvious illustration of severe childhood trauma.
This is fucked up.
Is that upside-fucking-down, or did you just shave the bloody thing?! One is a jailable offence, the other lands you in hell.
I also eat pizza with a fork, dont want to get my hands dirty
I eat two slices normally and then proceed to skin the remainder of my pizza. Hello fellow pizza skinner!
I don’t think you like pizza
This is how my wife eats pie. She just eats the filling. Hopefully you have a dog that will enjoy the extra crusts.
Yeah that’s not cool bud.
I wouldn’t want to sit with you 😂
You disgrace the name of Pizza with your disrespect and disregard for the dough
your husband deserves better
I don’t think you like pizza. I think k what you like is cheese and marinara.
Absolutely a crime, though it looks like the crust is really shitty so there may be mitigating circumstances.
If I’d made a crust by hand that requires three days of cold fermentation I’d never give you pizza again.
Tbh, it seems like you probably just don’t like pizza.